Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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