Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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