oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
