I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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