PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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