Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Dignity is for republicans.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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