I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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