thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
