I hate all girls vehemently.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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