Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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