Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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