Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Found the puke drawer
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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