now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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