youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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