Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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