im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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