I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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