Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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