you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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