its not stalking. its research.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
