and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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