I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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