Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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