We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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