new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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