No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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