we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
