If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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