what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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