My brain says no but my pants say off.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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