omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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