this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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