If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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