i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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