Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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