i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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