hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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