oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize
