We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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