just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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