We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
