i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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