But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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