Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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