Fuck appropriateness.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Randomize
