Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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