yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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