come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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