you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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