she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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