Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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