I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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