This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
