Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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