school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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